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Awaken the blog!!!!

Woah.Woah.

Now,that is one long hiatus eh?Pardon me for that.I’ve been rather busy with alot of things.Too much to my liking I suppose.So,what updates have I got since the last update?

1)I am screwed with statistics and photography modules.

2)Exams are next week

3) My gf just found out that I live in a condominium two days ago after months of knowing each other.

4)I have a useless fat sister

I like to highlight number 3.To think that now she just got to know I lived in a condo is simply mind boggling.I have this suspicion that she initially thought that I live in a three room flat.

“You live in a condo??!You didnt tell me??!!”

…..

 

Sigh.

Exams are next week.I can say I am partially prepared for it.

The only thing I am afraid is Statistics.I know no balls regarding regression,binomial or that bloody scatter plot.I try damn hard to understand it.Too bad I catch no nuts about it.

Next topic,my sister.

Dear sister,

PLEASE HAVE SOME FREAKING LOGIC IN YOUR HEAD.GILLETE BLADES ARENT MEANT TO BE SHARED.YOU DO NOT SHAVE WHATEVER HAIR IS GROWING ON YOUR FREAKING BODY WITH MY FREAKING BLADE.ITS BASIC HYGEINE FOR GOODNESS SAKE.I USE IT ON MY FACE.I DO NOT WANT TO SPECULATE WHERE THE BLOODY HELL YOU USE THAT BLOODY THING ON.OH MY GOD.

Im done.

Fyi,I threw that blade as soon as she stepped out of the toilet for god knows how long.

Shitty

I love you zy.Thank you so much for your encouragement and support.I really am grateful.

Step up

Ive never been in the spotlight before.These coming months,I will be.

My god.

Scary sial.

Sedap.

Just now,me and zy were at Dover train station to go to Bugis to check out some stuff.I wanted to withdraw some money from the Atm machine.Then I saw this nyonya leaning on a pillar.She was holding a fork and a water bottle(the colorful translucent type).I was like wtf  sia this nyonya hold fork and water bottle.No link between those two objects.

Then ah,she started to insert the fork in the waterbottle.I immedietely tried my mighty best not to laugh.She was eating laksa in a waterbottle!!Wah,all these while I thought waterbottles are meant for drinking.My mindset towards waterbottles had been altered forever.That nyonya should win the nobel prize.

Zy was like “Leave her be,as long she is happy”

LOL.

It gives me an idea.I think one day I should try asking food court 2 malay auntie for mee soto.

“Auntie,one mee soto packed”

“Ok”

“Wait auntie,use my waterbottle(hands her Ultraman waterbottle)”

I think the next second,she will start bombarding me with begedils(that potato thinghy).

Imagine yourself eating mee soto in a waterbottle(must have big circumfrence) by yourself at a foodcourt.Equipped with a fork and a fucking straw.

God willing,you will die a virgin.

Sorry.

Sometimes,I amaze myself how idiotic I can be.

Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.

               Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.

                    Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.

                          Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.Idiot.

                                                   IDIOT.                                   

Please forgive me.

Smells like teen spirit.

My modules are so mundane and dry that even the lecturer themselves could not stand the things they are supposed to teach.Today,I had lessons for the whole day.From 8 to 5.Absolute torture.Even more torturing given the fact that my Braziliano starts to reek real bad.Even I myself couldnt stand the smell.

The smell was damn concentrated that even duwi couldnt stand it.At club just now,while he was so damn glued in playing his Monster Hunter,I put my feet beside his balding head.It took him about 3 seconds to notice the smell.He started gagging like some idiot.He got a stomachache soon after.

Wow.

For a guy who smells like some junk.

Angel was so damn curious that she kept scurrying over to the corner where my brazilianos are thrown to catch a whiff of it.I think she gets turned on with the smell.

Alright,I must wash that damn thing.

Bushy.

I make this short and simple.

“Class finish already what”

Those four words.Those fucking words.Landed me in trouble.

I was sent to the office.Got lectured for being disrespectful.Filled up a discipline form(they do exist in sp).Got lectured another round.Lecturer wanted to call parents(Joke sia).Incident will be recorded.Hence,kena blackmark.

You know how the conversation went?

Lecturer speaking to other students

“Why are you guys sufing other websites?”

“Class finish already what”

“Am I talking to you?Come,follow me to the office.”

Was there any intention for me being disrepectful?I was merely stating the obvious you super mario wannabe.You think got mustacho as thick as your ass hair you fierce is it?I was even smiling when I was saying it.Stupid fool.

With love

I am feeling confused.

Onwards

Pardon me for the lack of updates.Been really busy with projects and stuff.Try completing two projects that were due last monday and your group only started to do it on monday.The adrenaline rush really kicks in.Thank god for the copy and paste tool.

So the new year kicks in.To be honest,there isnt any special feeling.The only worry for me is the freaking recession.Less spending for the year 2009 I guess.So,what’s my wish for 2009?

To be a repeat of 2008.

So many things happened,from getting my o level results to zy.Everything’s unexpected.I really enjoy it.So here are my new year’s resolution.

-Spend less money on unnessary stuff.

-Go to school with a mindset to study,not skip it.

-Treasure the people who I am close to

-Try hard not to get any more suey drama-mama situations.

Thats all I guess.Oh yeah,I wish you guys a happy year ahead.

Till then~